Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw the Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #Bruh
That can is older than a lot of my followers.
That can may be older than my husband.
…..I am older than an old can of cheese
i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)
Our roles are nothing more than how the times choose to cast us.
I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor